Welcome again to the Hooting Owl Inn. My name is Carol Ann Martin and I spend a lot of time here at the inn, spinning stories, sharing news about stories -and sharing stories spun by others.
In future posts I'll be telling you more about me and the books I have written, plus those I plan to write. I am also happy to share your news, your stories, your books in our story sessions here at the Hooting Owl. You can reach me on a.p.martin@bigpond.com and we'll arrange your visit to the inn.
One very important thing you need to know is that the Hooting Owl Inn is haunted. We have three resident ghosts, the Headless Horseman, The Wailing Woman and Ernie Horse. I want you to meet them all and today we'll start with the Headless Horseman. Relax and enjoy this interview I carried out with him recently.
INTERVIEW WITH THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN AND THE WAILING WOMAN
Resident Ghosts at The Hooting Owl Inn
C.A.M: So, Headless Horseman, I
guess the question that a lot of people ask you is, how did you lose your
head?’
HEADLESS HORSEMAN: Please, just
call me Headless. And no, apart from Ernie, my horse, nobody has asked me that.
In fact, nobody’s asked me anything since I lost my head. Mostly when they see
me folk just gibber, or wet their pants, they don’t usually start up a
conversation.
So thank you for taking an
interest, and in answer to your question, it was like this. One afternoon in
the winter of 1648, me and Ernie was galloping home across Bludangore Moor. I
was thinking about what to have for my tea, when all of a sudden, there we was
in the middle of this battle. Well, you could’ve knocked me down with a
pikestaff! I had no idea there was going to be a battle on. There’d been
nothing about it in the papers or anything. But we was right in the thick of
it, with blokes jabbing each other with pikes and blasting away at each other each
with muskets. Then there were the cannons. Don’t ask me about the cannons.
WAILING WOMAN: No, don’t ask him
about the cannons.
C.A.M: I won’t.
HEADLESS H: The cannons was the
worst of it. Thumping great balls whizzing around, knocking the stuffing out of
folk and making this smoky stink you wouldn’t believe.
WAILING W: Headless believes it was a cannon ball that
knocked his head off.
HEADLESS H: Well something did,
that I do know. First I’m alive, then I’m not. One minute I’ve got my head on,
next minute here’s me groping around and there’s my head watching me look for
it. Lucky for me, my horse was dead as well.
WAILING W: But perhaps not so
lucky for the horse.
C.A.M: I can see that.
HEADLESS H: Well I couldn’t see
nothing, not with my eyes being in my head and my head not being on my
shoulders. But having my mouth in it as well, my head had the brains to sing
out to my horse.
“Ernie! Ernie!” it went. And
Ernie, dead but still with his head on, trotted over to my head and stood over
it until I’d got down and picked it up. I tried sticking it back on, but it
wouldn’t stay put, so in the end I sat it on the saddle in front of me.
CAM: And when was it you realised
you were a ghost?
HEADLESS H: Well, I could tell
something was up. The battle finished very sudden like. Both sides ran off
screaming and it was hard to say who’d won.
It was Ernie who twigged. “I
think it’s us,” he said. “I think we’re ghosts.”
That’s the first thing about
being a ghost, you can have a conversation with your horse. The second thing is
that you’re supposed to spend the rest of eternity haunting the place where you
died. But the battlefield was empty, it was perishing cold and starting to get
dark.
“Blow this for a lark,” I said.
“Let’s go and find somewhere more comfortable to haunt.”
So we galloped across the moor
until we came to The Hooting Owl Inn. There was a notice that said, “No Ghosts
and No Horses in the Bedrooms”.
WAILING W: The ‘no ghosts’ bit
was because of me. I’d been haunting the place for three hundred years. They
couldn’t get rid of me, but they tried to put a stop to any more ghosts.
C.A.M: And the ‘no horses’ part?
HEADLESS H: How many inns do you
know of that allow horses in the bedrooms?
Well, what with getting
caught in a battle, having my head knocked off and missing my tea, I’d had
enough for one day. And so had Herbert. So we just jumped through an upstairs
window. It wasn’t open, but that didn’t matter. The third thing about being a
ghost is that you can do all this floating stuff; straight through solid wall
and windows. It scares anybody who sees you do it, but it’s handy for getting
around.
WAILING W: Well, if I’d been
alive, I would’ve died when this oik on a horse came sailing through my
window.But when we realised we were all….thingummies…
C.A.M: Ghosts?
WAILING W: Apparitions…we decided we’d be room-mates,
including Ernie. We’ve been haunting this inn together ever since.
C.A.M: No doubt
you have an interesting story yourself, Wailing Woman. Perhaps we can talk to
you next time. In the meantime, thank you headless, for talking to us today.
HEADLESS H:
Pleasure. And Ernie does interviews an’ all. You can always talk to Ernie.
C.AM: I would
love to talk to Ernie sometime soon. But for now, thank you again, ghosts of
the Hooting Owl. We look forward to talking to you again
